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| User: | trekkiemonsterz (11447920)  This is the way the World ends. . .
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| Bio: | The internet is for pr0n. For those non acclimated with the wonders of the internet and people, like myselves who have no lives to speak of and giggle to themselves while a thin trail of finely beaded drool escapes the corner of their mouths to popular internet memes. The name of this journal refers to a musical puppet charactor who performs the song,"The Internet is for Porn." With Katemonster(or K8Monster), along with a full cast of supporting guys who also declare that the internet is for Porn to Trekkie's pied piper of alluring pixelated seduction. In short, I have no life. About; Instead of egotistically babbling about how wonderful I am, and my interests. I will egotistically babble about absolutely nothing in a failed attempt to be witty. Trusted Associates (Written in pink font because the Japanese rock stars told me to make it so.) ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} ziplock / ichikyuu AKA; k8monster : Known for her humble birth in the grasslands of Greenland, K8 came from a long line of fatherless goats and sons of bitches. Fortunately, she shunned her birth and flew to the land of the free; where they refuse to give her medical insurance.demonicpanda : Michy is best known for dancing in place to faintly erotic circus music while clouds of steam rise from her head as her invisable twin reinacts a celtic druid ritual in which one decapitates the head of a goat and drinks it's blood, praising short statured japanese men in bands named Dir en grey who happen to play guitar and go by the name of Kaoru.pink_hide : Hideko is best known for pwning your bitch ass. If you're reading this, and hate her guts, she's probably pwned you, and I laugh at your total faggotry. Born on the mean streets of Compton, Hideko scraped out a living as the bouncer of her lord and savior, Yani. The Legend How the three came into contact is unknown. Saiyo's origins are rumored to cross somewhere in between the great snow covered alps of Egypt, to a humble trashcan in the backstreets of LA, where he began a prosperous career shoving various objects up his nose. To the pleasure and delight of tight assed Hollywood star wannabe yuppies who gave him pennies from the massive bank accounts credited to them by their mommies. However, this is only the legend, After Michy returned from her murderous crusade on the land of the traitorous jews, covered in blood, she settled down from her shinanigans in a humble box, and speaks to her cats, psychically communicating with K8(monster). Soon enough, K8(monster) was drawn to the allure of Saiyo, who's twitching left eye called to her to sniff it. Overcome with the need to infect him with her raging herpes, K8 laid upon him a forgiving eye inhalation, and Saiyo was forgiven for all his sins under god. Hideko had already been in Saiyo's life, after having battled fierce speed and cocaine snorting blasphemers of Yani in the great spiritual war in Australia and the UK, she and he returned, settled down, and started more fights. She also is known to support that it is totally not Germany's fault that the nazi wars were so iconic. The Controversy Due to various controversies with people because of his outspoken nature, Saiyo became increasingly disliked by people who think so highly of themselves that they have to assert their authority, neandrethol-like, upon lesser fools who don't happen to have hard earned money from their mommies. Such prestige must not be ignored after all. After all, money does rule the world, giving one a liscense to act like an asshole to innocent passerby who aren't as fortunate as you, as well as liscense to act like a pretentious bitch. Ideals such as compassion and understanding for your fellow man is simply drivle perpetuated by the media in order to soften our upperclass society. Stalin would not be very proud of us today, Comrad. Such ideals are only for those pussies looking for Rabu*. It, of course, on a side note, is everyone else but Germany's fault that the Nazi tragedy was so iconic and thus reffered to in common discussions. The Great Cat Fight ala 2006. Much like Saiyo, K8(monster) is disliked among those with no ego limit detection. On one fateful day, K8(monster) attempted to bestow upon the members of an impoverished community a gift from the kindness of her heart. Bitched out by heartless marxist bastards, daily pistol whipped and denied any form of sustenance, the community members rejoiced at the boon K8(monster) bestowed upon them. However, all was not well. Deep within the twisted, shadowy interior of the cheerful community lurked a web of girls who were displeased by K8(monster)'s act of benevolent gift giving. The girls(Hereafter known as the Legion of Doom, or LOD), showed little surface activity. Other than 'polite' comments suggesting that K8(monster) had morally violated their rights to give something they paid for. Awestruck by their superior logic, K8(monster) concluded that she must have suffered an LSD flashback, thus deluding herself that she, too, purchased the same item with her own money. Unfortunately, deep within their own journals, the girls exchanged catty discussion between themselves, as if believing themselves highly impressive to their vast legions of imaginary online readers. They speculated that K8monster's generous gift wasn't as altruistic as it appeared, but rather for the Rabu* , causing K8monster to be shocked at their complete and utter faggotry. SECKS. Certain unnamed associates of K8monster & Saiyo are complete perverts. They also have lots of sex, and we watch them. Like stalkers that they are actually aware of, therefore not making us stalkers, but merely creepy. As a side note, they like it, therefore making them incredibly kinky people. Personally, I like cadbury eggs, though it is doubtful I can spell it right. One day they shall have babies, and I will name one Jesus. After the spanish guy in class in seventh grade that had a name tag reading'Jesus', causing me to pronounce it in the biblical way as opposed to 'HaysUs', therefore royally pissing him off. UPDATE It has come to my attention that Christopher Walken (AKA JUST WALKEN) is A GOD AMONG MENand so is his cat. Though argueably, his cat may be Walken's demigod animal companion.Speaking of cats Yuu's Cat  Representive of my own sanity, and more famous than Yuu. I WANT IT'S AUTOGRAPH, BITCH. And now for something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT Our latest scandal involves me being literally everyone on the internet. Studies have shown that 1 out of 100 people in our subculture believe me to be the sole source of all evil plagueing the internet today. The following charts show the scientific methods used in this gripping and frightening deduction. LOOK, A HORSE  [Notes] * Rabu: A term used to denote love, or lovin'. In the case of above use; Employed in order to cattily denote that someone could not possibly be as awesome as they are. (See: Foreign exchange cheerleader tells her shallow, yuppie marxist friends that so-and-so won the cheer leading contest for the 'Rabu'. also see; bigger tits than IQ.) Rabu:[2] Also, small black feline who is a rapist. | |||||
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| Interests: | 118: 12012, 4ge, abingdon boys school, aiji, aki, akiki, alice nine, anjyu', arpee, art, atomic smile, aurora, batman, battle royale, beez, bitching, breath of fire 3, breathing, butt scratching, cello, chocolate, classical music, coke, come on bunny, composition, d00m, daughterkins, die la'vice, ducky, eminem, gemmik, gossip, hapan, having toes, hiking, hime ichigo, hiroto, history, hitomi, hizaki, honeysuckle, idiftl, independant projects, iori, japanese, japanese mythology, jazz, jun, jun solo, jyuki, kai, kazoku, kisaki project, lavendar, lay, laychip, literature, mao, maonyan, marvelous maiden, matina, matoi, mizuha, mizuhat, momusu, moogles in your nuts, multiple languages, music, mythology, nao, naoness, night, noriko's dinner table, nose picking, nut song, obscure ideas, pashya, philosophy, piano, psychology, pwning, rain, reita, rentrer en soi, riku, rp, ruki, saga, saga frontier, sagasama, sandlewood, screw, shido, shige, shion, shou, shoumonster, sid, singing, sion sono, snow, star ocean, stfu, suikoden, suikoden 2, sulfuric acid, the internetz, theatre, translating, translation, writing, xenogears, xenosaga, しんぢ, ゆうや, シド, マオ, 明希 | |||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 19: 24cylinders, demonicpanda, frozen_darkly, hinji, hirpon, ichikyuu, k8monster, kazba, kuusounojiyuuwo, lillysock, pink_hide, psychoescape, rawkstarr23, saiyostrikesbak, sexysonofabitch, takashi, teacupduchess, trekkiemonsterz, ziplock | |||||
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